Thursday, January 9, 2014

Is it Me?! Is it You?! Anyone Else Want a ';Budapest' Version of Guess Who?


When I saw this poster for Wes Anderson's The Grand Budapest Hotel, I immediately wanted to call my stupid brother and see if he still had his Guess Who board game.  Between this nostalgic piece of advertising and the delicious cake teaser poster, I am starting to get hungry and competitive.


Monday, January 6, 2014

Am I Wrong in Thinking...


...that the first time we will really see Wonder Woman on the big screen is in The Lego Movie?  

There have always been discussions about the struggles to get a movie version of Wonder Woman, but I randomly saw the trailer for Lego today, and I realized that I've never seen the Amazon hero.  Of course there was the television series from the 70's (and the failed reboot in 2011), but it's shocking that the first time we will see her swing that golden lasso is in Lego form.  How I Met Your Mother's Cobie Smulders will voice her in The Lego Movie

Right?

Friday, January 3, 2014

The Top Ten Films of 2013


Here we are.

One of my favorite things to do is make my annual top ten list of the best films of the year.  This is my first year of doing it on my blog, so I am super excited (I had made top ten lists starting in 1998, so technically this is my 16th year).  Sometimes people look at my lists like I'm nuts, because I include things other people haven't.  I pick the movies that stuck with me the most this year.  It was particularly hard to whittle it down this year, so if you missed yesterday's honorable mention list, you can check it out here.  Let's get to it.

10. This is the End

This is the End makes me laugh just thinking about it.  I sit with my co-workers at lunch sometimes, and we can bounce quotes from the movie back and forth.  From the self-deprecating humor, to the go for broke cast to the heavenly Backstreet Boys dance sequence at the film's finale, This is the End is the summer comedy experience we've been waiting for  This movie knows what's it's doing.

9. The Conjuring

In a time when shaky cam horror is king, a ghost story like The Conjuring is very welcome.  A struggling family moves into a large farmhouse only to become terrorized by an evil spirit in the house.  Doesn't sound original?  The story may sound very (and overly) familiar, but it's director James Wan's execution of it all that makes the hair on the back of your head stand up.  The time period also helps too.  Instead of setting the film in the present, the spooky story takes place in the early 1970's when the events that inspired the film took place.  

8. Saving Mr. Banks

I will admit that I am not the biggest fan of Mary Poppins.  I can almost hear everyone screaming at me from their respective homes.  I was anxious to see Saving Mr. Banks because I love stories about classic movies.  Oh, and Emma Thompson.  Emma Thompson.  Emma.  Thompson.  As author P. L. Travers, Thompson takes on a character that would have become intolerable in the hands of a weaker actress.  Travers doesn't want to compromise on the book she created in her head, and I would watch an entire series of movies that was just her and Tom Hanks making decisions about movies.  

7. The Way Way Back

I couldn't even begin to count how many family trips I took in the backseat of our family station wagon.  

The Way Way Back is an endearing coming of age story.  Liam James plays Duncan, a shy introvert on vacation with his mother (Toni Collette) and her new boyfriend Trent (Steve Carell).  Trent's comments and attitude toward Duncan only make him quieter, and it doesn't help that his mother doesn't say a word.  When Duncan starts hanging out at the local Water Wizz, he begins a friendship with the entire staff, especially the manboy manager played by Sam Rockwell.  

Way Way is touching and sweet, and it features a great performance from Rockwell.  It feels so much like summer and new possibilities.

6. Blackfish

I guarantee that Blackfish, a damning documentary about the capture and behavior of captive orca whales, will rile something inside you. 

Captured in 1983, bull orca whale Tilikum has been linked to the death of three individuals.  Dawn Brancheau, Tilikum's trainer at SeaWorld, was killed during a live show.  When you learn about the conditions that these gorgeous animals live in and when you hear how they are kept, you will get angry.  There is a heartbreaking sequence in the film when a mother's baby is taken from her, and you hear how she cries for days.  It is one of the most powerful documentaries I've ever seen.

5. Frozen

This can't be a surprise to anyone.

Disney's Frozen should have came out years ago.  A gorgeously animated adventure, Frozen tells the tale of two sisters and the powerful bond between these two very different women.  It's a shame that Disney isn't allowing them to be front and center in the advertising.  

4. Gravity

When Alfonso Cuaron's Gravity ended, I didn't realize how tightly I was holding onto my armrest.

A visceral theatrical experience, Gravity tells the simple story of Dr. Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock) and how she much fight for survival in the grand, open space landscape.  The movie is successful for two reasons.  It is a simple story.  Written by Cuaron and his son Jonas, Gravity's mission is to get Stone back to Earth.  Secondly, it is anchored by Bullock's powerful, physical performance.  If Bullock hadn't won an Oscar in 2009, she might have won this year.  You've never seen her like this before.  She's so vulnerable but strong.  What a knockout.  

3. Before Midnight

The Before movies need to go on forever, because they might be the most honest look at the evolution of a relationship committed to film.  The first two films are romantic and magical, but this is where reality sets in.  Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy have created such lush, beautiful characters--such real people--that they feel like they communicate the fears and anxieties we all have about relationships.  But, at the same time, they make it immediate and intimate.  Delpy is especially luminous in this.

2. Blue Jasmine

There is something to fantastically angry and pent up about Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine.  I felt like I was really hanging on to this screenplay about a socialite's (Cate Blanchett) fall from grace after a Madoff-esque scandal.  Blanchett's Jasmine moves in with her sister Ginger (a fan-tas-tic Sally Hawkins) and you can feel her itching in her clothes.  You can smell the sweat.  The way Jasmine carries her extravagant purse hypnotized me.  Blanchett's performance it out of this world (I think this is my favorite performance of the year); Jasmine talks and talks and talks and talks, but she never says anything.  The movie does, though.  It changes the perception I have of some people and forces me to instinctively wonder about their history and how they got that way.

1. 12 Years a Slave

Steve McQueen's 12 Years a Slave haunts me.  Nothing is glossed over in this film.  The true story of Solomon Northup isn't glossed over or prettied up like so many mentions of American slavery in cinematic history.  It's ugly and violent.  It blisters all over.  

The three central performances are all stellar.  Chiwetel Ejiofor, as Solomon, gives the performance of a lifetime as a free man tricked into slavery.  Michael Fassbender's sadistic slave owner spews scripture and doles out violent punishments.  He is always invading the space of everyone he's around.  Lupita Nyong'o, as Fassbender's prized slave, will rip your heart out.

This is important filmmaking, and McQueen has delivered the most horrific film of the year.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Top Ten Preview: Honorable Mention


I feel like I should have a bumper sticker for these films. 

My top ten list is going to drop Friday afternoon, but this is such a good year for movies that it was hard to whittle it down.  I am kind of cheating and releasing an honorable mention for the ones that didn't make the cut.  In alphabetical order.


Sofia Coppola's The Bling Ring has stuck with me all year.  The true tale of stupid teenagers who use social media to rob celebrity homes is stylish and scary.  I couldn't tear my eyes away from this.  The performances all around were so vapid and seductive that I am glad I never met them.  I might have joined their clan to steal some shiny things for myself.  Katie Chang, Emma Watson and Israel Broussard deliver some great performances.


Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy are a dream team in The Heat.  I don't understand how anyone could dispute that statement.  If they only made buddy comedies starring these two until the end of time, I would be perfectly fine with it.  And you would too.  Don't deny it.


Speaking of female voices in movies, how about we continue with Lake Bell in In a World...  As a woman trying to break into the movie voiceover business (and get out of the immense shadow of her father), Bell delivers not only a charming underdog performance, but this is also her directorial debut.  And her feature film writing debut.  This movie allowed me to see some actors in a different light (Rob Corddry, Ken Marino), and now I want to see them in other things.  Oh, it's also pretty damn funny, too.


I didn't get a chance to write anything about Kill Your Darlings.  Daniel Radcliffe, Dane DeHaan, and Jack Huston star as the members of the beat generation in this stylish and romantic thriller.  Radcliffe continues to stretch himself as an actor, and DeHaan just knocks it out of the park.  As Lucien Carr, DeHaan is a live wire, but at the same time he has a soothing, seductive quality to him.  It feels like a weird poetry driven version of The Talented Mr. Ripley.


How Joss Whedon hasn't taken over the world yet, I don't know.  

This guy directed The Avengers last year (you know, only one of the most profitable movies of all time), and then he follows it up with a modern take on Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing.  Pardon me?  Shot in gorgeous black and white, Whedon somehow manages to make this Ado incredibly romantic and fun and fresh.  I am always excited to see the Bard on the big screen, but this made me laugh out loud several times.  You can tell that his actors (in this case Amy Acker, Nathan Fillion, and Clark Gregg) are so at ease, and they make you forget you are watching and listening to something that made you fall asleep in high school English class.

Can someone please give him the keys to the kingdom?


Philomena surprised me when I thought I had it all figured out.  The marvelous Judi Dench stars as Philomena Lee, an Irish woman who begins a search for the son she was forced to give up for adoption fifty years ago.  Philomena's gentle determination and her chemistry with Steve Coogan (who also co-wrote the screenplay) are great.  I could watch Judi Dench stare at countrysides for hours and never be satisfied.  What a beautiful actress, and what a beautiful performance she gives.


About thirty minutes into Prisoners, I realized that they showed almost everything from the trailer.  With two hours left, I had no idea where this movie was going to go.  Kudos to the advertising team must be paid.  Not knowing anything else about the plot, I was riveted the entire time.  This ensemble is fantastic.  Hugh Jackman delivers the complete opposite of what he gave us in last year's Les Miserables as a father who will stop at nothing to find his daughter.  Jake Gyllenhaal plays a cop who makes a promise he's afraid he won't be able to keep. 


I don't believe everything in Room 237, the documentary/conspiracy theory about the hidden messages in Stanley Kubrick's horror classic, The Shining.  Some people think Kubrick's thriller was a commentary on the massacre of the American Indians.  Others believe that it has to deal with the Holocaust, and one theory discusses the hidden sexual meanings.  Either these people are smart or they have way too much time on their hands.  Regardless, I was fascinated by how they presented their cases, and I guarantee that I will never look at The Shining the same way every again.


I could have watched Short Term 12 for days.  

Brie Larson stars as Grace, a foster center staff member who copes with the comings and goings of some of the kids in her facility.  You can feel this movie breathing; you could feel its heart and soul, and it mainly has to do with Larson's layered performance as Grace.  It's one of the most authentic and honest performances of the year.  Movies like this are something we should treasure.  Hunt this movie down.


Ah, Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street, an audacious, loud, offensive, hilarious movie.  

Leonardo DiCaprio plays Jordan Belfort, a stockbroker who wades in excess in the 1980's.  It's not a rise to riches and then fall into the pits of despair tale.  No, no.  Belfort's reign as the wolf of Wall Street is almost a rite of passage taught by the men before him.  Corruption College, if you will, but it seems like the students weren't paying attention when they signed up for their credits.  

This might be DiCaprio's best performance.  Last year, I thought his villainous turn in Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained was unlike anything I've ever seen him do before.  But this.  This performance is something to be proud of.  He's so gleefully sleazy, but his baby face and his charm are so rotten.  I couldn't tear my eyes away from it.  

So, there it is folks.  The honorable mention list of my year in review.  On Friday, the top ten films of 2013 will be announced.  Hopefully, some of the choices will surprise you.

My New Year's Resolution is to Write More Reviews

What do you mean you didn't write a review of our movie...

I've been bad.  I was swallowed by working two jobs, Christmas and birthday festivities (no, I haven't received your card...but you can get me this), and end of the year craziness.  I never got to review a bunch of movie at the end of the year.  

My resolution this year is to be more attentive.  Apologies.  Hopefully 2014 is more complete year now that I have been doing this for a few months.  

Are These Our Best Picture Nominees? PGA Announces Noms


Things are just rolling right along aren't they?

The Producers Guild announced their nominees this morning, and the ten films nominated are quite familiar titles in this year's award circuit.  Normally, the PGA lines up pretty well with the Oscars, so the big question remains: what falls out?  What from this list gets a nomination for Best Picture in two weeks?

Here are the nominees: 

American Hustle
Blue Jasmine
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
Her
Nebraska
Saving Mr. Banks
12 Years a Slave
The Wolf of Wall Street

I'm surprised that Inside Llewyn Davis didn't make the cut, but the Coens' A Serious Man didn't make it in 2009 either.  Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine was a welcome surprise, and I am happy it's in there.  Will that translate to a nomination at the Oscars?  I'm not so confident about that.  The PGA hasn't lined up exactly with Oscar since 1994 when Forrest Gump won, but that was when there were only five nominees.  It looks, though, like these titles might be very close to what gets announced on January 16th.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

You Smell That? The Five Worst Movies of 2013


No, The Lone Ranger is not on my list of the worst movies of 2013.  Why?  Well, I didn't see it.  Not only were the reviews very loud and ruthless, but it didn't look like something I wanted to spend my money on.  It doesn't matter if it isn't on mine, because I am sure plenty of critics will save a spot for the Western on their lists.  As I looked through the movies I've seen this year, the ones that made my skin crawl mainly dealt with young love.  Young teen love or misguided relationships.  Ready?

5. The Big Wedding

Sometimes a movie is bad because of the bad script or bad acting.  The Big Wedding lands on my list, because I honestly don't remember very much about it.  For some reason, I distinctly remember reacting to the romantic comedy about a family keeping secrets, but if I had a gun to my head I wouldn't be able to tell you that much about the plot.  Amanda Seyfried always plays brides, and in this she wants to get married to Ben Barnes, because, well, who wouldn't want to get married to Prince Caspian.  For some reason, he thinks his biological mother will have a hissy fit if she finds out that his adoptive parents (De Niro and Diane Keaton) got divorced.  Who cares?

4. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

2013 featured a decent amount of young adult film adaptations (keep an eye out for another one on this list) that made the female leads look insipid.  Clary learns that she comes from a long line of warriors that protect the world from demons.  Sounds cool, right?  Well, it's not, because all she cares about is making out with boys.

3. The Hangover Part III

Remember when the first Hangover came out, and it was a huge success?  Remember how it was hilarious, and how it opened the door for other naughty comedies?  Yeaaaaahhhh.  It wasn't funny.  The only good thing about this boring (and kind of sad) threequel is Bradley Cooper in a pair of white pants.  

2. Beautiful Creatures

Told you there was another young adult lit movie on here!  Beautiful Creatures was something I was guiltily ready to see, but I sort of had no idea what was going on.  It was so ineptly assembled, and so poorly executed that I wasn't sure what I was watching.  Not even an over the top, Southern Emma Thompson could save this with her gothic, villainous performance.  I went with a friend who read the books, and she was furiously (and hilariously) pissed at how they butchered the book that it was more entertaining to watch her reaction to the movie than the movie itself.  

1. Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

Are you surprised?  Where to begin...

From the deliriously bad title, to the casting of Kim Kardashian, to Vanessa Williams with a FRENCH ACCENT, Mr. Perry continually outdoes himself when it comes to rolling out pieces of garbage.  Nothing in this could be taken seriously.  I was so taken by its awfulness, that I spoiled the entire movie when I wrote about it back in April.  It's the most laughable attempt at a cautionary tale since...well, it's the worst cautionary tale to ever be told.  And the worst film of 2013.  

Congratulations, everyone!!!  I can't wait to see what nuggets we are given in 2014!