Welcome to your shallow post of the week!
The trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy debuted yesterday, and that's the one question I have after watching the teaser. Chris Pratt is an adorable stoner-esque dude with a lot of beefcake potential. Why isn't he capitalizing on it? Remember last year when those pictures of his bod were released from the set of Zero Dark Thirty?
In Guardians, Pratt plays Peter Quill, an American pilot who calls himself Star Lord. He steals a mysterious orb that the villainous Ronan wants, and now everyone is after him. Or something like that. All I could turn my attention to in this trailer was the following image.
I mean, come on. You can watch the trailer below, but how can everyone not be clamoring to see this stud work out his arms on a daily basis?! Pratt is a lovable, funny guy, and while Parks & Rec is on hiatus, he needs to keep that specimen of a body in tip top shape.
Sweet baby Jesus. Oh, and if you want to watch the trailer, here you go.