Chris Hemsworth is kind of like the Aussie Channing Tatum. I don't mean that as a slight to either gentleman. Thor was always king of a lame superhero to me until I saw Hemsworth in the title role. It's probably a testament to how studly he is, because I found myself genuinely interested in seeing him as the Nord god every time. Hemsworth is celebrating his 31st birthday today (which makes me feel like a life failure, but oh well), so let's celebrate by ogling him, shall we? Those arms! That body! That hammer!
Let's start off with something easy, ok? I don't want to give anyone a head rush too quickly. Just ogle the arms. Take it allll in, because there's a lot to take in. Enjoy.
Happy Birthday to...
...the entire human race...sweet merciful Jesus...
Yup. He can make muddy huntsman chic look sexy.
Or mustached douchery in A Perfect Getaway.
Or frat boy, letterman's jacket douchery in Cabin in the Woods. May he rest in peace...
Or clean-cut Star Trek-ery.
Or cocky race car drive-ery...like come on!!!
...symbolism...
So Happy Birthday, Chris! You overly sexy bastard. It ain't right. It just ain't right.
It's right. It's so right.
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