Monday, August 11, 2014

Let's Drool Over Chris Hemsworth, Shall We?

Chris Hemsworth is kind of like the Aussie Channing Tatum.  I don't mean that as a slight to either gentleman.  Thor was always king of a lame superhero to me until I saw Hemsworth in the title role.  It's probably a testament to how studly he is, because I found myself genuinely interested in seeing him as the Nord god every time.  Hemsworth is celebrating his 31st birthday today (which makes me feel like a life failure, but oh well), so let's celebrate by ogling him, shall we?  Those arms!  That body!  That hammer!

Let's start off with something easy, ok?  I don't want to give anyone a head rush too quickly.  Just ogle the arms.  Take it allll in, because there's a lot to take in.  Enjoy.  


Happy Birthday to...

...the entire human race...sweet  merciful Jesus...

Yup.  He can make muddy huntsman chic look sexy.  

Or mustached douchery in A Perfect Getaway.

Or frat boy, letterman's jacket douchery in Cabin in the Woods.  May he rest in peace...

Or clean-cut Star Trek-ery.  

Or cocky race car come on!!!


So Happy Birthday, Chris!  You overly sexy bastard.  It ain't right.  It just ain't right.

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