I like Ryan Reynolds. He generally plays the same guy in everything, but I like that guy. Plus I sure as heck don't mind when he takes his shirt off. His two new movies, however, haven't sparked my interest. And I doubt they ever will.
Both of Reynolds' new movies, Turbo and R.I.P.D, come out today. Turbo is an animated movie about a snail (voiced by Reynolds) who wants nothing more than to race like Dale Earnhardt. A freak accident enables him to enter the Indy 500. A snail entering a race with cars?! How fun! Blah.
I can't get my head around the concept. In one of the trailers, someone says, "A snail can't enter a race with cars!" as if that excuses the ludicrous premise. I know, I know. It's a movie targeted towards children about being able to follow your dreams and blah blah blah. You want to know what my dream is? Seeing Turbo get run over my a racecar.
Speaking of ludicrous premises! Does anyone actually want to see R.I.P.D? I mean, who has a legitimate desire to see this nugget of poop? I can't even really write anything about it, so I will just show you the trailer.
Sorry, Ry Guy. Go back to being funny and shirtless. Thanks!
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