Monday, October 14, 2013

Hunnam Pulls out of 'Fifty Shades'; Publicist, Respectable People Sigh Relief


Well this development is much more dramatic than anything that would happen in the actual movie.

Charlie Hunnam, Sons of Anarchy star and grizzled man for the ages, has dropped out of the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey.  I personally thought that Hunnam was a good choice for the role despite all the people freaking out over it.  Women were shellshocked over Hunnam and relative unknown Dakota Johnson's casting of the worst couple of all time.  

I am not upset that Hunnam couldn't fit it into his schedule.  I am more relieved, because he's better than that.  Yes, we would have been able to see him in various states of undress, but it would all be ruined when that obnoxious bitch Anastasia felt the need to enter the frame.  We would get more of her naked than him anyway. 

The most boring manhunt is on again!  Entertainment Weekly already has a story devoted to it, and it feels like the same stuff from five months ago.  Just cast Matt Bomer and get it over with, because I don't feel like having all this stuff clog my entertainment news for months to come.  Better yet, cast the leads in Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody.  Or from 50 Shades!, the original musical parody. They had better chemistry and embraced the gonzo more than the movie ever will.  



Double crap!!!



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